todays jokes

98% of people who don't love
God will ignore this!!!
Say this slowly,
"God I Love U and I need YOU
now"
*If u really mean it, clickLIKE and
write "I NEED YOU GOD" and a
miracle WILL Happen TODAY.
Please do not ignore this, just
try it and see!  



95% Will Get Wrong Answer.

If you overtake the Last person,
Which Position would you be?
A. Second Last.
B. Last position.
C. First position.
D. First Last.
E. None of the Above.



 LETS KNOW OUR CHARACTERS

If your phone number ends with:
0- u are a trouble maker
1- u are very kind
2- u are very funny
3- u are intelligent
4- u are sincere
5- u are careless
6- u are neat

7- u are handsome/ beautiful
8- u are straight forward
9- u are shy.