TODAYS JOKES

A Conversation Between A Dying
Father (October) And His Son
(November)

Oct: My son I'm tired.
Nov: Why?
Oct: My time is up, I will be going
to join your fore fathers.
Nov: I know, your time is over... I
will miss you Dad.

Oct: Let me tell you some things
before I go.
Nov: What is it Dad?
Oct: Please when I go, make sure
you take care of this person.
Nov: Who?
Oct: The person READING this
conversation of ours.
Nov: Okay.
Oct: I made some promises to this
person during my reign, I fulfilled
some, and some I couldn’t.
Nov: But why couldn’t you fulfill all
dad?
Oct: Well, my son time and human
factors affected some of the
promises....
Nov: But...
Oct: But surely, I spoke with God
on this person's behalf, and God
granted my wish that you may fulfill
the rest promises that I couldn't. So
these are the rest of the fulfillment
you will carry out on this person.
Nov: Go on dad.
Oct: Stabilize this person's health all
through your reign there shall be
no sickness! Open a direct link
between God and this person.
Nov: Done, carry on Dad.
Oct: Ensure that this person's
dreams come to reality within the
shortest period of time.
Nov: Alright.
Oct: Give this person wealth that
will touch lives of multitudes.
Nov: Surely.
Oct: Make sure that you remove all
remaining hindrances to success
from this person's way and make
the year a huge success.
Nov: I will dad, no problem!
Oct: Pay more emphasis on the
advice of this person's friends,
don't worry about that of this
person's enemies, God will take
care of that! Get it?
Nov: Yes
Oct: Finally, promise me that when
your own time is up, you will instruct
this to your offspring after offspring
(DEC & The others) to keep
positive fulfillment of this person
going!
Nov: Yes dad, may God help me!
Oct: Now I can pass to the beyond
happily! May you be prosperous!!!
Nov: Amen.